09 3 / 2014
"Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged?
You are iron.
And you are strong."
04 3 / 2014
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
02 3 / 2014
i want hannibal to say “you are what you eat” and stare directly into the camera for 15 seconds without blinking
26 2 / 2014
- Make delicious snacks (that don’t crunch!)
- Be sure you have your tumblr and twitter account set up to live blog the experience.
- Wrap yourself in a security blanket.
- Watch as no one helps Will Graham