Look, sometimes an artist’s just gotta draw cozy domestic AU fanart of their own characters. (I hope you didn’t think I was kidding about getting way too invested in the Gay-Dads-Adopt-a-Baby story.)
This one’s for you, NIMONA readers - thanks for sticking with me this far <3
wow look at that van gogh
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS
I’m the fourth kid in my family and also the only girl. My mother told me once that she heard something akin to the top fact [“male sperm don’t live/swim as long”] so she deliberately had sex with my father earlier, so that only the female sperm would be left when the egg was around. She was very chuffed when she told me this fact.
[Extra: I told that story to a co-worker once and they laughed in my face and went ‘You don’t get girl sperm!’]
this took me ages, but still looks a bit rushed and unfinished in the middle .. but i like x)
are you fucking kidding me
I DID IT I FINISHED THE COMIC!! drawing consistency lmao what’s that.
this is my highest contribution to the fandom. 8 pages of butt touching comedy. ur welcome.
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thats rly messed up clara
when someone finds an old picture of you
and whoever found it just goes
a+ parenting charizard
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